Detox Day

Watchmen smiley fries. What I would do for some smiley fries right now. It's the first day of a three day fruit detox diet. Nothing but fruit and/or sugar free protein shakes during the day, then for dinner it's strictly salad (no starchy vegetables allowed) with a lemon/olive oil dressing. 

It's going to be a long three days but I need to clean out my system and get healthy again. 

This should be fun.

"If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably wouldn't understand." - Andrew Warner (Breathers: A Zombie's Lament)

Park It In the Garage

Had loads of fun taking these in Old Glendale. Samm looks like a badass in her leather jacket and sleeveless mini. I feel like I should be in England with my blazer. 

My Father's Abhorrent Proclivities

1. You are an obsequious neophyte.

2. It is the bane of my existence.

3. I am a font of useless knowledge.

4. I could eat the crotch out of a dead horse, I'm so hungry.

5. You fuckin' whore.

6. Better to remain silent and thought of a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

7. I've had about enough of you and your latent blather.

8. What do you think of the rectum as a hole?

9. I don't chew my cabbage twice.

10. You stickin' with that story?

Happy Campers

Jesse with his fish, and me with my cigarette on Father's Day weekend.

Some days...

I just want to take a big fat dump on everyone that has been shitting on me for the past year.