You kick the blow...

Laura Marling has such a beautiful voice, is an amazing lyricist, not to mention, she is GORGEOUS.

I think I've developed my first lesbian crush.

Hm.

Can't get you out of my head...

Lately I've had a list of particular songs that I just can't seem to shake myself from humming, singing or tapping my foot to. SO...I thought I'd share them with the rest of the cyber world since I do believe in spreading the love of music. Not to sound like a total chump or anything. Or if anyone cares... Hello?

1. Walking on a Dream - Empire of the Sun

2. In My Chest - Now Now Every Children

3. Black Balloon - The Kills

4. Fell In Love With a Girl - The White Stripes

5. Oscar Wilde - Company of Thieves

6. Black Dirt - Sea Wolf

7. Owner of a Lonely Heart - Grizzly Bear

8. Reject All American - Bikini Kill

9. Ode to LRC - Band of Horses

10. Airships - Metallic Falcons

Yes, please.

I was recently published in Issue 10 of Hoozdo and, I must say, I'm quite thrilled. I feel like a giddy little kid on Christmas Eve. Honestly, it's a ridiculous. BUT, putting my own selfish excitement aside, I strongly urge everyone to go pick up a copy because it is chalked full of wonderfully insightful stories, poetry and artwork.

Hoozdo - Issue 10, October 2009

Detox Day

Watchmen smiley fries. What I would do for some smiley fries right now. It's the first day of a three day fruit detox diet. Nothing but fruit and/or sugar free protein shakes during the day, then for dinner it's strictly salad (no starchy vegetables allowed) with a lemon/olive oil dressing. 

It's going to be a long three days but I need to clean out my system and get healthy again. 

This should be fun.

"If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably wouldn't understand." - Andrew Warner (Breathers: A Zombie's Lament)

Park It In the Garage

Had loads of fun taking these in Old Glendale. Samm looks like a badass in her leather jacket and sleeveless mini. I feel like I should be in England with my blazer. 

My Father's Abhorrent Proclivities

1. You are an obsequious neophyte.

2. It is the bane of my existence.

3. I am a font of useless knowledge.

4. I could eat the crotch out of a dead horse, I'm so hungry.

5. You fuckin' whore.

6. Better to remain silent and thought of a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

7. I've had about enough of you and your latent blather.

8. What do you think of the rectum as a hole?

9. I don't chew my cabbage twice.

10. You stickin' with that story?