Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Detox Day

Watchmen smiley fries. What I would do for some smiley fries right now. It's the first day of a three day fruit detox diet. Nothing but fruit and/or sugar free protein shakes during the day, then for dinner it's strictly salad (no starchy vegetables allowed) with a lemon/olive oil dressing. 
It's going to be a long three days but I need to clean out my system and get healthy again. 
This should be fun.

Monday, September 28, 2009

"If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably wouldn't understand." - Andrew Warner (Breathers: A Zombie's Lament)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Park It In the Garage

Had loads of fun taking these in Old Glendale. Samm looks like a badass in her leather jacket and sleeveless mini. I feel like I should be in England with my blazer. 

Thursday, September 10, 2009

My Father's Abhorrent Proclivities

1. You are an obsequious neophyte.
2. It is the bane of my existence.
3. I am a font of useless knowledge.
4. I could eat the crotch out of a dead horse, I'm so hungry.
5. You fuckin' whore.
6. Better to remain silent and thought of a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
7. I've had about enough of you and your latent blather.
8. What do you think of the rectum as a hole?
9. I don't chew my cabbage twice.
10. You stickin' with that story?

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Happy Campers

Jesse with his fish, and me with my cigarette on Father's Day weekend.

Some days...

I just want to take a big fat dump on everyone that has been shitting on me for the past year.