Thursday, September 10, 2009

My Father's Abhorrent Proclivities

1. You are an obsequious neophyte.
2. It is the bane of my existence.
3. I am a font of useless knowledge.
4. I could eat the crotch out of a dead horse, I'm so hungry.
5. You fuckin' whore.
6. Better to remain silent and thought of a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
7. I've had about enough of you and your latent blather.
8. What do you think of the rectum as a hole?
9. I don't chew my cabbage twice.
10. You stickin' with that story?

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